KATA MATTHAION (According to Matthew)

Four Steps on Becoming a "Full Professor" (a Photo Journal)

Step One: There must be at least one godly dressed man in the crowd!


(Left to right: Rev. Craig Higgins, Dr. Tremper Longman III, the godly dressed man, Dr. Pete Enns, Dr. Dan McCartney)


Step Two: One must be able to adopt the 1980's fluff-hit "The Lady in Red" as a theme song.



Step Three: At least two heretics must be present.


(Left to "right:" Dr. Douglas Green and Dr. John Franke)

Step Four: And the ridiculous looking hat award goes to...?
Rev. Craig Higgins